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  1. To the asshole that stole my iPod
  2. Drunk Drivers
  3. I loved you.
  4. You dont deserve my rent
  5. Swallow your food before reading this
  6. I Love You, Seattle
  7. Mary
  8. low life theiving mother fuckers
  9. Big Dollar Thieving Muther Fawkers
  10. Pmfn...wtf?!!!
  11. Days of yore
  12. Dear Overly Christian Girl in my Class...
  13. 2 my boyfriend and the douche bags in his band
  14. done and done
  15. Fuck you, you pretentious, self-righteous, pedal hipster, ass fuckers!
  16. Dear Pretentions Failure at Life:
  17. Dear Seattle's Finest Consumers
  18. To the fucking low life who stole my bag
  19. I thought of you then found you in a way
  20. Dear gold-digging whore who's ruining it for us decent ladies
  21. Stop Tipping With Fake Money!
  22. Fuck Seattle
  23. Time to grow up
  24. I Am Defriending Your Neocon Ass
  25. Cougar Attack
  26. Dear Snatch Faced Whore
  27. Happy Black Friday Bitches!
  28. I dropped you like a bag of sand
  29. Dear Homewrecking, Selfish, Spoiled, Irresponsible Brat...
  30. Own it
  31. It's My Fault your Cats are Traumatized
  32. Thanks for spitting on my car!
  33. Proclamation on behalf of American society:
  34. L on my forehead
  35. Confidential to my Massage Therapist
  36. Dear chief of police and the rest of the Seattle PD
  37. Wipe your shoes on someone else
  38. 86 Roofies
  39. Dear spineless male
  40. It's none of your goddamn business where I pee!
  41. Voicemail
  42. Your big tits
  43. fuck you snow, and fuck you banana republic.
  44. Dear Africa Hating Car Thief
  45. Go FUCK yourself, asshole.
  46. Northlake Morons
  47. Enjoy that hot cocoa creep
  48. Dear Boyfriend with Incestuous Tendencies
  49. culture 'on the ice'
  50. I Hope You Get Itchy and Ugly Sweaters for Christmas
  51. Damn Those Tire Thieves!
  52. WTF Seattle?
  53. Special Place in Hell
  54. Lazy Belltown Dog Owners - Pick up your sh*t!
  55. What I should have told your holy ass
  56. Shivatar
  57. Just Say No to Co-ops!
  58. To the lady who hit the dog.
  59. Ballard Puss dleted my poasts.
  60. Does anybody know Getsu?
  61. Why Patrick aka PJ?? Why???
  62. Avoid At ALL Costs!!! John's Music in Wallingford.
  63. Thanks a lot for giving us all the clap.
  64. Dont you hate assholes!!???
  65. iNNaGODDaDAVITA
  66. Best of Luck
  67. To the Piece of Shit who stole my wallet yesterday at Cafe Vita
  68. Fuck You, Meter Maid
  69. Generic I, Anonymous
  70. the 'shenanigan' is on you asshole
  71. Chai House
  72. As if breaking into my gym locker weren't enough
  73. P.f.a.b.t.h.
  74. Thank you, you tip-stealing shithead...
  75. a letter to her
  76. To The Dog Owners of 14th Ave W at Dravus
  77. Driver's Guide a la Amber
  78. To Friends: Fortunately, they are disposable.
  79. Happy New Year. RIP.
  80. Please return my laptop
  81. Puppy Love
  82. Regarding your onslaught...
  83. live it out
  84. you ignorant piece of shit
  85. Dear Black America
  86. Getting Backstabbed
  87. Finally....The White Guilt is Over :)
  88. Once-a-day Valtrex is, unfortunately, not enough to suppress your ego
  89. I Love to Break Up Couples For the Hell of It
  90. Jejune
  91. Hillbilly Loserpalooza
  92. Is this where I submit writing for the "I, Anonymous" section?
  93. You were almost run over
  94. No such thing as hipsters
  95. Cheap ass Wallingford
  96. You Have Weird Dogs.
  97. Impeding Traffic
  98. capitol hill slasher
  99. I hate my apartment manager
  100. Dangling keys from your jeans are lame!
  101. Seattle Landlords, Bite Me.
  102. Gym Locker Room Etiquette
  103. Dear Bicyclist,
  104. Treefriend is not very friendly
  105. You talk too fucking much, you fucking Nazi Luddite!
  106. Thank you, benevolent Stranger
  107. Filthy Hipsters Living Under My House
  108. Shut the fuck up, whiners!
  109. Kids are assholes
  110. Curtain Call in Parkland
  111. Pay Attention While You're Driving
  112. MySpace Loser
  113. Dear citizens of the simulacra . . .
  114. Cheater who lies about cheating
  115. you could do so much better
  116. Hey dickface, I love you.
  117. facebook pictures
  118. Sleep with one eye open
  119. Millions of children saved, millions of idiots employed
  120. Anyone Driving To California?
  121. Hey, yuppie jerk that threw steamed milk at us...
  122. Stupid Valentine's Day!!!
  123. I like to watch
  124. Cause And Effect
  125. I'm a terrible father!
  126. I'm a troll
  127. Say No to All-Ages Hip Hop show (Kool Keith).
  128. It is simple I guess
  129. Blogger at Victrola Cafe
  130. Good luck, asshole!
  131. Take it to your friend's parents' basement next time.
  132. Had it.
  133. Dear Seattle, 3 Years On
  134. Why pigs beome bacon
  135. Who Knew? Nice People Exist.
  136. stop putting shit in the water
  137. Warning! Psycho Bitch at large!
  138. damn technology
  139. To you sick bastards who'd like to dress like Hitler and fuck Ann Frank... fuck you.
  140. Dear Booger Artist,
  141. Fear is what comes to mind when I think of you.
  142. The Returner
  143. To the fucker who made me like taylor swift.
  144. Hey Ballard Bitch...
  145. I am a Sex Addict and belong in a Palahnuik Novel
  146. Jimmy Fallon Deserves a Golden Shower to the dome.
  147. Don't tag the fucking bus schedule
  148. Albuquerque...you asshole
  149. Listen Fucker:
  150. I thought you were my best friend.
  151. I fucked the cab driver, and thinking it over, it was the right thing to do.
  152. You dog-murdering moron
  153. excuse me, can i have my boyfriend back?
  154. brahs of the district
  155. Hey Downtown Bucket/Bongo Beating Fucktards
  156. TOO MUCH TIME: Citizen Parking Enforcer
  157. Tourists.
  158. first hill McDonalds manager
  159. Mama's got a brand new bag....not Feed Bag!
  160. Dear Asshole Busdriver
  161. Fuck You, Seattle!
  162. Anyone wanna smack a cop?
  163. Dear Landlord
  164. Irish Fuckface Hillbilly
  165. Boone's Farm
  166. Getting engaged made me a prude
  167. You are my Jail Bait
  168. Jesus Christ.
  169. An open letter to a horrid wretch
  170. You are a Sick Scumbag
  171. DTV 20.3 and Crusty Jesus
  172. Dear Straight People of Seattle,
  173. Dear "yelpers"
  174. Goddammit, America!
  175. Pathetic loser Personal Trainer
  176. Hey cafe asshole
  177. Dear Asshole Bus Drivers Pt. 2
  178. You Suck Microsoft!
  179. Dear 26-year-old,
  180. You're not just ignorant, you're a fuckwad.
  181. I don't care I'll say it!!
  182. You certain lying sack chain of hair salons
  183. a heart felt letter I'd delivery personally if I could
  184. Using Condoms - My Secret
  185. You are everywhere!!
  186. Comfy Cozy....
  187. God damn hippie neighbors
  188. A Letter From Your Oldest Child
  189. I Love You
  190. Litterbug on Broadway
  191. Fuck you, face fucker
  192. Dear spoiled abusive broken penis cheater guy:
  193. get a brake? give me a fucking break...
  194. NeighborFAIL
  195. You loved me and I fucked it up
  196. Tip Your Fucking Barista
  197. Rant to the Duggar Family
  198. Barista laid off at Fred Hutch
  199. Zachary something, I'm pretty sure I re-lost your UW ID
  200. Eat a bag of dicks hypocrite
  201. Why The Depressing Text?
  202. People for the Eviction of Total Assholes
  203. Insaneoids driving Impala
  204. We're alone in our grief.
  205. My Stolen Shit Won't Make You Pretty
  206. I am sooooo sorry
  207. Tree Murderers
  208. How quickly can you ruin a business?
  209. Lost your rent check while dancing
  210. Shut the fuck up, noisy bitch-ass.
  211. Don't ever touch me again
  212. if you think youre an edgy hipster, youre not
  213. Happy Birthday Barbara Streisand!!!
  214. Making That Womannequin My Bitch
  215. bleach blond fat ass and your ugly boyfriend
  216. When did you turn in to such an asshole?
  217. Listen, you are stupid.
  218. The Nazi Next Door
  219. I Anonymous, a haiku
  220. Think About Your Meds
  221. l so don't give a shit anymore.
  222. Fuck you, dirtbag
  223. dutch man goes crazy on weed!
  224. A Prius does something bad to a person!
  225. I love all of you, and you all suck.
  226. Dear oblivious assholes: Go read the laws of the road. And then follow them.
  227. Dear Boss: YOU ARE A BOSS.
  228. Rewriting history are we?
  229. To an old employer
  230. rant over it ritual
  231. madison market oppresses me
  232. You suck dog dicks.
  233. You are THE WORST teacher
  234. You annoy me
  235. Psycho Little League Dad
  236. Adios
  237. Attention gay Community: I Just want to dance!
  238. Washing my Hands
  239. It's called "public library" for a reason!
  240. I'm going to use you cock as a paintroller you lazy fuck!!
  241. 2 little 2 late teen confessions from a mid-lifer
  242. How black are U??
  243. Bartender: Boogers and Beer Don't Mix
  244. shinyhappybeautifulpeople loves dances with mary jane
  245. one of shinyhappybeautifulpeople's confessions
  246. A Fool's Dream Unrequited
  247. Haiku for rejection
  248. m'kay -confessional for an old lover
  249. Cheese Eating Lard Ass
  250. Get out of my city, you fuckin' homophobes!