Teens Favor Oral Sex

[Rain Monkey]

The <a href="http://releases.usnewswire.com/GetRelease.asp?id=53373">National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy</a> reports that "among teens, oral sex is now more common than sexual intercourse" and "that teen boys and girls are equally as likely to have had oral sex."

This is, of course, very good news. And not just for the teens affected. Perhaps in tomorrow's paper they will explain just how they have been able to get teens interested in oral sex.

[woncha]

And that's not the only good news! Today's girls don't regard anal sex as sex either, and is considered by teen girls to be yet another option for pleasing boys while retaining their precious virginity.

[Oof]

Where can I find me one of these girls?

[woncha]

Try Bellingham ;)

[Oof]

Shit, Im on my way!

[progrockfan]

This rocks!!!