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May 31st, 2005, 04:18 PM
Nobody wants to be the one to tell Stinky that he stinks. He knows it, it is impossible for him not to know it. He feels the power of the stench and he wields it like the weapon it is. He makes his entrance like a runway model, he stands there for a full minute, and he waits till everyone in the cafe, restaurant, store, sidewalk or bus sees him and then slowly he makes his way to wherever the largest number of people are comfortable. Within seconds they are forced to take another breath and then without hesitation they leave, often without seeing him they run.

Please shower daily or pay someone to help you do so. If you can afford to eat out more than one time a day for months on end then you can afford soap. You have your own apartment all of us know that. You have money to
go out daily & nightly so why can't you consider other people's noses ever? You know people are too nice to say it to you in a greeting card or too nice to give you a gift basket with shampoo, deodorent, and soap, there's that word again, It is called hygiene. Why must you cause other people to leave, to suffer in silence with your refusal to shower consistently? Why are you so proud of how badly you smell that after you leave fans must be turned on for hours? Do you know that there are actually flies, yes real ones that stay where you sat, they are on the wall and around your chair even after you leave. It is grossing people out, they are not going back to the places you go because you go there.

The owners are afraid of being sued so they don't say anything to you for fear of a discrimination lawsuit, or is that what you are waiting for? Just shower & change clothes, washing them would be kind, please. It is so inconsiderate and there is no way you don't know. You know and so does everyone around you. It is not something to be proud of that you can clear a room and make people afraid to see that you have arrived. For yourself and for everyone around you just do the basics that most humans do. You are lucky that you have a bathroom and a shower, a lot of people are homeless and don't have that. You have no excuse. We don't know if it is laziness, inconsideratate, or what and frankly we don't care anymore. If you want to put these places out of business you are well on your way because many of us are just not going back until you shower. It isn't fair to the people who work there who can't get away from you and must be kind no matter what so they don't get fired. Smelling like sundried roadkill is not something to brag about.

It is a form of cruelty that you care so little for everyone around you and yourself. At least be compassionate enough to keep yourself unstenchy if you don't care about making other people smell your stinkiness. Sorry if this hurts your feelings, it hurts our noses and it's about time somebody said something to you since your friends have not.