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May 31st, 2005, 04:31 PM
What kind of person are you? How could you do it? Don't you have a heart? How could you come to my after-hours party, hang out with my friends, drink my beer and then decide to steal my new kitten? Besides the fact that I paid a lot of money for him, what makes you think that I didn't love him with all my heart? And what about his brother? Now, thanks to you and your selfish act, all he does is meow and cry all day long looking for his companion. I bought two kittens (on my birthday) because a single kitten would be too lonely and now thanks to you, the one I have left...is miserable. And so am I. Also, I'm sure you don't know that he is due for his second set of shots. Are you going to take good care of him, like I was planning to? I highly doubt it, you loser piece of shit! You might not believe in karma but trust me, karma believes in you. So if you're reading this, all I ask is that you please return my pet, and if anyone reading this knows a guy who recently acquired an 8 week old kitten, who is white and grey and looks similar to a Siamese-plsease tell him to return him to me. He knows where I live and can leave him with my downstairs neighbor. No questions asked. If you don't return my kitty, I curse you for this; may he grow up to tear your furniture, piss all over the place, and scratch out your fucking eyes! You don't deserve him. Give me back my kitty! Please?