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May 31st, 2005, 04:54 PM
Hey Asshole: We were best friends throughout elementary and alot of middle school. It's now senior year, and I realize that not being friends with people from elementary and middle school is just what happens, but your ignoring me over the last three years has been rediculous. Just a couple weeks ago, there was a newspaper sitting in front of me, and you asked someone two chairs away from me if they could get the entertainment section from my pile of papers. That's just ridiculous.
Your mother has come up to me several times during school events and almost begged for me to talk to you. She's knows you're gay because all of your friends are girls. And really hot ones too. She told me that you'd told her several times that I was in your newspaper class, but you haven't said more than a sentence to me throughout high school. Being an asshole runs in your family. A few years ago, your mother asked mine to take me to a different church because I talked to you too much during sunday school.
Now you're an avid vegan, mainly because I was the first vegetarian you ever met. Your mom is a Southern racist, and despite living in liberal Seattle most of your life, I see it's rubbed off on you. I heard you explain to your friends how you saw two people steal some salads from the deli you go to every day. You said, "I wasn't too shocked. They were both minorities." Well, maybe liberal Seattle has had an effect on you, you made sure you were politically correct with your bigotry.
Your mother has come up to me several times during school events and almost begged for me to talk to you. She's knows you're gay because all of your friends are girls. And really hot ones too. She told me that you'd told her several times that I was in your newspaper class, but you haven't said more than a sentence to me throughout high school. Being an asshole runs in your family. A few years ago, your mother asked mine to take me to a different church because I talked to you too much during sunday school.
Now you're an avid vegan, mainly because I was the first vegetarian you ever met. Your mom is a Southern racist, and despite living in liberal Seattle most of your life, I see it's rubbed off on you. I heard you explain to your friends how you saw two people steal some salads from the deli you go to every day. You said, "I wasn't too shocked. They were both minorities." Well, maybe liberal Seattle has had an effect on you, you made sure you were politically correct with your bigotry.