Unregistered
May 31st, 2005, 06:54 PM
To The Loansharking Cocksuckers who control the greenbacks (and our lives),
Okay, I fucked up and bounced a $71 check. Here, take your overdraft money. Hold on, I made 5 purchases with my check card 5 days before, which were cashed at the same exact millisecond as this check. They totaled $42. I had $50 in my bank account. Now you could have cashed the big one last, or even in the middle. But instead, you took advantage, cashed it first to make my account negative, and charged $34 x 6 checks = $204.
So I figured any warm-blooded human being with a conscience would find this quite unfair. I thought they would waive a few of the fees. Turns out, bank managers could put a chill in Lucifer's dick. This is how it works. They borrow my money at a dispicable interest rate. The second I run out of it, it is their solemn duty to legally steal more from me at an interest rate that puts loansharks to shame. I dont know what the APR comes out to for $204 on $113 in checks, but its a couple thousand percent. Now thats good business!
If I ever see a one of your bank managers on the street, I will seek retribution for the busted kneecaps of my financial well-being. Namely, I will bust yours, except the real, physical ones.
Another satisfied customer leaving for a credit union
Okay, I fucked up and bounced a $71 check. Here, take your overdraft money. Hold on, I made 5 purchases with my check card 5 days before, which were cashed at the same exact millisecond as this check. They totaled $42. I had $50 in my bank account. Now you could have cashed the big one last, or even in the middle. But instead, you took advantage, cashed it first to make my account negative, and charged $34 x 6 checks = $204.
So I figured any warm-blooded human being with a conscience would find this quite unfair. I thought they would waive a few of the fees. Turns out, bank managers could put a chill in Lucifer's dick. This is how it works. They borrow my money at a dispicable interest rate. The second I run out of it, it is their solemn duty to legally steal more from me at an interest rate that puts loansharks to shame. I dont know what the APR comes out to for $204 on $113 in checks, but its a couple thousand percent. Now thats good business!
If I ever see a one of your bank managers on the street, I will seek retribution for the busted kneecaps of my financial well-being. Namely, I will bust yours, except the real, physical ones.
Another satisfied customer leaving for a credit union