robposada
October 17th, 2005, 04:50 PM
My name is Rob Hale and if your lucky you can catch me streaking thru Georgetown coming home from the Nine Pound Hammer, (it's a bar for those of you who don't know). I had talked earlier in the week about getting on stage naked at the show but I was busy drinking and the show was over before I knew it. After the show we were regrouping across the street, that much is true. I don't know who the guy & girl were who offered me $2 to get naked and run around but since I missed my oppritunity earlier I figured why not. The more my friends told me not to the faster I undressed. I got down to my Chuck Taylors & my baseball cap. I handed my clothes to my buddy who was up from Vegas & ran for the intersection slapping my ass for the crowd. I was pleased with the reaction, the crowd roared & the cops screamed. I have never in my life seen so many cops come out of nowhere. I was running up the block full speed when a ladycop, (built like a brick shithouse), stepped in my way. It was automatic, my shoulders lowered and she didn't stand a chance. I swear I left a footprint on her chest. By the time I reached the top of the block I had a good lead but I saw many, many lights coming my way. I took a left towards K.F.C and dipped into a parking lot of sorts with a shed or something like it in the back corner. As I was behind the shed I witnessed 8 cop cars roll thru & by the parking lot. I knew this was the end of the night for me and laughed at myself standing there naked behind some shed in the parking lot by K.F.C. The cops were alittle rough with the arrest and they hit me with assult on an officer for running over the ladycop. Obstructing a Public Officer from arrest by not stopping when told to, and Pedestrian interference by intetionally obstructing pedestrian or vehicular traffic in a public place. I was takin to the sub station 1 block away, (which explains how so many cops apeared out of nowhere), given a white paper jumpsuit, then taken to KingCounty where I got to eat bologana & cheese sandwiches untill I made bail 16 hours later. Thanx Noah & Amy! Court on Saterday was great, I got to appologize to the ladycop and the Judge had a sense of humor. The charges will be dropped as long as I have no run-ins with the law for 365 days. On the conditions paperwork it actully states no streaking. Kinda funny cause I did that night on the way home from the Nine Pound. After all was said and done, was it worth it? Hell yeah! If you need to hire a greased up naked guy for your party or someonelses contact me at robposada@hotmail.com (preferably out of downtown seattle)*must provide bail $. MUCH PROPS TO ALLCITY BAILBONDS!!!! Keepin us on the street!