For Fuck's Sake People

[mason-bryant]

This thng has been heere for hours and it is freaking already past nine and it is a freaking full moon. Are none of you drunk? Can't you operate a godsdamned webphone without droping your drink? Whats that? You can't get decent signal under the table at the Canterbury? You all disppoint me..

[Holmgang]

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[bustystclair]

Hey! just because you post in I, anonomys, it doesn't give you the right to write a fucking novella. Write your brief, an hopefully hi-larious rant, and be done with it, bitch. I am tired of rolling my eyeboalls down your tedious, indesipherable mewlings.
AND!! I fuckin loved "the kid". "the commitment" was alright too
What do I do in this city? I moved from Hawaii and am confused as to where to spend my time. A bar? sounds ok. A dance club? umm ok, but my enormous girth makes dancing difficult. Drugs would be fun, but I got no connections. Someone help!!