Best Football Game Ever

[Joh]

I was at the Seattle Seahawks game this sunday, after receiving a free ticket from one of my coworkers. We had headed down to Qwest Feild after picking up some Taco Bell, and found our way inside. The game was pretty good (The Seahawks slaughtered the Texans.)

About 2 minutes before half time, I decided to leave my perch 200 feet in the air and go out onto the concourse and have myself a cigarette (enjoying my smoking habits before that damned ordinance gets passed). I'm standing around with my roomate and one of the guys I work with, and I hear a group of people hooting and hollering.

I turn around to catch a glimpse of something so... inappropriate that I can't find the words. A woman was on her knees giving fellatio to a guy standing in the beer line. He looks over to me with a cheesy grin on his face and says to me "I get one every time they score!"

Well congradulations buddy. With 6 touchdowns on sunday, he scored big. I'm certain all the highschool cheerleaders there to perform in the halftime show loved seeing your cock.

-Joh

[coffdrop]

ha ha, you eat at Taco Bell.

[Joh]

And I regret it every time.

[Gomezticator]

I bet that sort of shit never happens in Philly. That's probably why those Eagles fans get so pissed, fight all the time and throw batteries... oh wait, that happens in Jersey. They don't get blowjobs in line for beer at the Meadowlands either. HA HA.

Of course, their fans don't go cold clocking their own team's players either, like some jackass did to star defender Ken Hamlin in Pioneer Square on Sunday night after the game. Hamlin's out for the year with a fractured skull and is laid up in some ICU, no joke. Seahawks fans are the BEST.

[Joh]

Not to mention one of the guys that was in the altercation with him was found dead in an alleyway. I think he was wearing a cleaveland browns jersey.

Fuck cleaveland.