Unregistered
June 5th, 2005, 07:23 PM
So,
I am sitting on a bench in Bellevue Square on Saturday night waiting for my significant other to get done with her shopping and I am watching through the window of the Sharper Image store. I see some really annoying dad sword fighting his kids with noisy fake Star Wars Light Sabers removed from the store display. I sat there for a whole hour watching this dad and his kids terrorize the bewildered store clerks and other store patrons. They played with every toy they could get their hands on. They bashed mini-pool balls around. They pushed every button on every electronic gadget on display. I saw a customer get hit in the nuts with one of those stupid light sabers. One-by-one, this dad disassembled every store fixture and display so either he could play with it or his bratty kids could play with it. I finally got a good look at the dad. No. It couldn't be. No. Yes...... it was. It was that asocial, cretin, money-stealing, lousy initiative-writing, steal-from-the-poor-and-give-to-the-rich, asshole, Tim Eyman. What a jerk. And his kids are annoying too. Tim Eyman, I hate you.
I am sitting on a bench in Bellevue Square on Saturday night waiting for my significant other to get done with her shopping and I am watching through the window of the Sharper Image store. I see some really annoying dad sword fighting his kids with noisy fake Star Wars Light Sabers removed from the store display. I sat there for a whole hour watching this dad and his kids terrorize the bewildered store clerks and other store patrons. They played with every toy they could get their hands on. They bashed mini-pool balls around. They pushed every button on every electronic gadget on display. I saw a customer get hit in the nuts with one of those stupid light sabers. One-by-one, this dad disassembled every store fixture and display so either he could play with it or his bratty kids could play with it. I finally got a good look at the dad. No. It couldn't be. No. Yes...... it was. It was that asocial, cretin, money-stealing, lousy initiative-writing, steal-from-the-poor-and-give-to-the-rich, asshole, Tim Eyman. What a jerk. And his kids are annoying too. Tim Eyman, I hate you.