Mr Sparkly Pants
June 5th, 2005, 09:39 PM
I've been thinkin' --
Bornagin kristians and their counterparts, Islamic fundies, are the basis of most eveything truly evil and horribly fucked up on the planet. Have been for centuries. If there could be any way to convince them to all off themselves enmasse, it's a win-win. They go to their respective "heavens", the rest of us inherit a world which could have realistic possibilities of healing and becoming peaceful. I believe if the world was wrung completely dry of every "Good vs Evil" religious whackjob, even Kim Sung Il would come around eventually.
Now hold your horses, hipsters. I'm not into genocidal campaigns of "cleansing", k? But if it was the self-cleansing variety, I think we'd be in business, relatively guilt-free. I'd even volunteer for cleanup and torch/trench some bodies whose hosts departed to go kick it with Jesus.
In the US they could organize it as a "Burning Jesus" kind of thing.
Out in the desert. All bornagins and only them -- drinking Kool Aid, shooting and gassing each other; some 60 million of the world's most dangerous and backward people all meeting Jesus in one shot.
Serioulsy, is this any more extreme or kooky than either groups' religious beliefs?
Let's make it happen. There's gotta be a way.
Who here is good at talking motherfuckers into doing shit?
-Mr Sparkly Pants
Bornagin kristians and their counterparts, Islamic fundies, are the basis of most eveything truly evil and horribly fucked up on the planet. Have been for centuries. If there could be any way to convince them to all off themselves enmasse, it's a win-win. They go to their respective "heavens", the rest of us inherit a world which could have realistic possibilities of healing and becoming peaceful. I believe if the world was wrung completely dry of every "Good vs Evil" religious whackjob, even Kim Sung Il would come around eventually.
Now hold your horses, hipsters. I'm not into genocidal campaigns of "cleansing", k? But if it was the self-cleansing variety, I think we'd be in business, relatively guilt-free. I'd even volunteer for cleanup and torch/trench some bodies whose hosts departed to go kick it with Jesus.
In the US they could organize it as a "Burning Jesus" kind of thing.
Out in the desert. All bornagins and only them -- drinking Kool Aid, shooting and gassing each other; some 60 million of the world's most dangerous and backward people all meeting Jesus in one shot.
Serioulsy, is this any more extreme or kooky than either groups' religious beliefs?
Let's make it happen. There's gotta be a way.
Who here is good at talking motherfuckers into doing shit?
-Mr Sparkly Pants