I know but, I HATE Microsoft!

[Unregistered]

I hate you Microsoft for wasting my time with your useless office software!
Please help me to understand how you can make 10,000 people millionaires by making software that not only fucks up my system through endless security holes, but makes the simplest thing so agonizing? All you offer me is a piece of shit paperclip, that never answers my questions, or if it even does come remolty close, gives me answers that make NO FUCKING SENSE! I think your “help” section are controlled by some Microsoft assholes that sit back and high five each other, like those Enron Trader pricks, every time the know they have sent some over the edge. I guess the only thing that makes me happy about using you software is that I didn’t pay for it.

[hate gates]

dear guest

couldn't agree MORE !!!!!

I am actually planning to get the funding together and resources to make a documentary on the fucking GLOBAL TIME WASTING of MAN HOURS that shit for brains companies like Microsoft perpetuate!!!!!!!

I will poll a gathering of maybe 15 professionals in all areas- office temps, lawyer, designers, IT consultants- and have them track, over a year period, all their wasting goddamn time!

I myself figure, due to the SHIT programs like MICROSOFT OFFICE (any year)
I must waste almost 25 HOURS a fucking year having to use their FUCKING SHIT !!! I want to sedn THEM a bill for MY LOST TIME !! fuckheads.


doesn't sound like much?
well, go sit in front of your fucking computer for 25 hours and tell me that doesn't PISS YOU OFF !!!!

And the irony is, I'm on a MAC!!!!

I would never use computers AGAIN if Windows was the alternative!!!

but so many suckersaps like me have to use MS WORD that I have to configure in my business!!!!!

I absolutely, totally, COMPLETELY fucking HATE WINDOWS AND MICROSOFT!!!!! Capital H hate.

man, thats off my chest.....

oh-and, like you, I have NEVER and WILL NEVER PAY A GODDAMN CENT for any Microsoft product.

i figure THEY owe ME money$$$$$$

happy paperclipping....

[Crow]

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[Dee Snarl]

Yup yup!


(That sucks: my catchphrase is too short to post on its lonesome. Lame. Hey, can some mucky-muck change that? Brevity is, after all, the soul of wit).

[Rain Monkey]

I work on a Mac, and every time I get mad and try to threaten the support people at Apple, I start laughing. Because no matter what the worst is on an Apple product, it's not like I'm going to buy a Dell and start running Windows and Internet Explorer.

I do, however, frequently and cheerfully accept payments for my own enterprise from Microsoft employees.

I did get mad at Apple though, just the other day. My iMac was pretty much the top of the line in 2001, and I've upgraded my software to OS 10.3.9, which is pretty much the limit until I upgrade the hardware. But I wanted to get iLife to do my websites, since Network Solutions sucks ass (http://forums.thestranger.com/showthread.php?t=7513&highlight=Network+Solutions+sucks) . But iLife won't work until I upgrade my hardware, even though I have a .Mac account already. So I left a nasty note on the feedback for iLife about "planned obsolescence" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence) being a business strategy that is more "PepsiCo" then it is "Homebrew Computer Club."

[Snakeman]

If only Bill Gates had a nickel for every time windows has crashed…


Oh wait he DOES!

[Rain Monkey]

Yup yup!


(That sucks: my catchphrase is too short to post on its lonesome. Lame. Hey, can some mucky-muck change that? Brevity is, after all, the soul of wit).

Brevity is wit. Yup.

[Monkeyfist]

OSX, all I can say. It has never crashed or froze on me. I dig it. Only problem is it doesn't react well to my F@*#ing modem!