Unregistered
June 6th, 2005, 10:45 AM
Dear CD-Thief.
Thank you for ridding me of all those CD's i've spent years collecting. I heartily appreciate it. It was seriously getting annoying have any sort of selection of music to listen to when driving. I'm extremely greatful and thrilled that i'll be able to rock out to 107.7 The End now, with no Compact Disc Interruption.
I can accept that you decided to remove my musical choices for your own gain. I understand that a majority of those CD's will most likely be sold to an unknowing consumer and that you'll gain a few dollars out of it. I can appreciate it. Seriously, but when you decide to also steal my deoderant, well...you've crossed a line.
This isn't the Mafia, but if it was, stealing another man's deoderant would be considerd a crime against all the families. To a point, I understand your need for my deodorant. It was Gillette, which is, in fact, the best a man can get. Unfortunately, i've lost all respect for your thieving. You've hurt me and you've hurt me bad.
You are a horrible human being for depriving me of smelling better than I currently do. I am now forced to smell bad and you are the man to blame.
Things will only be ok with us if you return to me what's rightfully mine:
My Gillette, Wild Rain, Deodorant.
Sincerely,
Fuck yourself, Stink Thief.
Thank you for ridding me of all those CD's i've spent years collecting. I heartily appreciate it. It was seriously getting annoying have any sort of selection of music to listen to when driving. I'm extremely greatful and thrilled that i'll be able to rock out to 107.7 The End now, with no Compact Disc Interruption.
I can accept that you decided to remove my musical choices for your own gain. I understand that a majority of those CD's will most likely be sold to an unknowing consumer and that you'll gain a few dollars out of it. I can appreciate it. Seriously, but when you decide to also steal my deoderant, well...you've crossed a line.
This isn't the Mafia, but if it was, stealing another man's deoderant would be considerd a crime against all the families. To a point, I understand your need for my deodorant. It was Gillette, which is, in fact, the best a man can get. Unfortunately, i've lost all respect for your thieving. You've hurt me and you've hurt me bad.
You are a horrible human being for depriving me of smelling better than I currently do. I am now forced to smell bad and you are the man to blame.
Things will only be ok with us if you return to me what's rightfully mine:
My Gillette, Wild Rain, Deodorant.
Sincerely,
Fuck yourself, Stink Thief.