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Johnny Slick
November 9th, 2005, 10:59 PM
I found this in a message on the Internet Infidels website:

God is clearly depicted in the bible as being male; but thats not a bad thing, unless you have something against males; God is our Father

So my question is... how big is God's penis? Please take into account the following:

- He's really big. Like infinitely large.
- Apparently, he does a lot to compensate for small penis size, like destroy New Orleans and cause the World Trade Center Towers to fall.
- At the same time, he's the only God out there, so who does he compare it to?
- Humans are the most advanced animals on the Earth and also have one of the largest genital-to-body ratio out there - biggest among primates by a pretty hefty margin. Man was created in God's image.
- Or maybe God just made Man with a really big wang so we'd all be like "Damn, God's penis is large." You never know, what with Him being God and all.
- And another thing... what's the point of God having a dick at all? I mean, he's a man so he has to, but still... does he masturbate to pictures of girl God that He creates? Maybe snow is God spooge!

Anyway, please try to decipher this riddle. I am beside myself in puzzlement. Or would be if cloning was not immoral and ungodly.

sickbadthing
November 9th, 2005, 11:27 PM
If God created his cock so infinitely large, could he lift his own cock?

Gomezticator
November 9th, 2005, 11:38 PM
Who is God gonna fuck with that big God-cock?

I mean, theoretically there's only one God, right?

So I'd guess, given his power to make or break anything, he wouldn't have a cock. Because there's no need for a cock.

Plus, sex is naughty, and God wouldn't do anything naughty, would he?

And rain is proof that God pisses like Travis from the Cosmos on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I RULE YOU! SUCK IT! SUCK IT DRY!