Unregistered
June 7th, 2005, 02:49 PM
To the indignant lesbian with unleashed dogs who thinks we should all pay her rent for living in her world: Shut the fuck up you clueless luppie. I have to swerve on my bike to avoid your two mongrels on the canal trail, and you have the nerve to tell me "You're supposed to say 'on the left?'" No, I'm supposed to say "bite me." You were in the BIKE LANE, you stupid Sappho. The little stencil of a bicycle with the arrow? That means "bike lane." I realize paying attention is difficult because you're just too busy overcompensating for your lack of a penis by pretending to be the center of some matriarchal universe you've dreamt up, but the fact is you do not have special privileges. We have certain guidelines that pertain even to you, such as assigned lanes on paths so that pedestrians don't get mowed down as often as they should. And the law says LEASH YOUR FUCKING DOGS unless you want Animal Control to resurrect them as mulch. So get out of my fucking lane, and get your flea-ridden mutts on a leash or next time I'm playing Mad Max with the little darlings.