Sir Snacks-A-Lot
April 17th, 2008, 08:18 AM
Hooked on Chantex, Nicoderm, Zyban, etc.? Tired of being a pill-popping, patch wearing loser? Feel like an idiot? Good. You ought to. You sure look like one; no wonder you don't have any friends.
Try natural, old-fashioned tobacco today! Clean burning and tastes great. Just like Babe Ruth used to smoke. The wisdom of the Native Americans can be yours. You'll be a hit at parties, dapper and "cool" like Bun E. Carlos. "Got a light?" is a terrific ice-breaker that will guarantee you plenty of hot sex.
Tobacco! Lose the pills and start gettin' your kitty punched!
Try natural, old-fashioned tobacco today! Clean burning and tastes great. Just like Babe Ruth used to smoke. The wisdom of the Native Americans can be yours. You'll be a hit at parties, dapper and "cool" like Bun E. Carlos. "Got a light?" is a terrific ice-breaker that will guarantee you plenty of hot sex.
Tobacco! Lose the pills and start gettin' your kitty punched!