Pussy Thief

[Unregistered]

To the pussy who broke into my boyfriend's car: I hope you like what you got you asshole -- a gymbag. That's right. All you got was my boyfriend's gym clothes. What the hell kind of idiot are you? You think people will actually leave their valuables in their car? Hell no. Oh, and did you like that surfing wax that you took a bite out of? Fucking idiot. The crackers were right next to it, so were his CDs, and his charger, and his stereo, things that might actually be worth a little bit of dough but you're too fucking dumb to realize that if you stole those you might have actually made some money. But all you got was some gym clothes. I bet your fat ass can't even fit into them. Why don't you do something valuable with your time and actually get a job like the rest of us? Oh, wait, I bet it's 'cause you're too stupid, and no one will hire a gymbag-stealing-surf-wax-eating-idiot-with-a-small-penis. People like you are so great. You're the perfect example of how to be an idiot. Thanks for what you contribute to society, motherfucker.

[dongdaemun]

To the pussy who broke into my boyfriend's car: I hope you like what you got you asshole -- a gymbag. That's right. All you got was my boyfriend's gym clothes. What the hell kind of idiot are you? You think people will actually leave their valuables in their car? Hell no. Oh, and did you like that surfing wax that you took a bite out of? Fucking idiot. The crackers were right next to it, so were his CDs, and his charger, and his stereo, things that might actually be worth a little bit of dough but you're too fucking dumb to realize that if you stole those you might have actually made some money. But all you got was some gym clothes. I bet your fat ass can't even fit into them. Why don't you do something valuable with your time and actually get a job like the rest of us? Oh, wait, I bet it's 'cause you're too stupid, and no one will hire a gymbag-stealing-surf-wax-eating-idiot-with-a-small-penis. People like you are so great. You're the perfect example of how to be an idiot. Thanks for what you contribute to society, motherfucker.

But he was sucsessful when he pissed you off so much, which was the goal. He won.

[JSin]

No shit I got my Hoopty busted into for a pack of smokes. gawd damn 200.00 nicotine. Suck it up. Crime is the wave of the future. In the next episode you will get shot for your dirty panties.

JSin

[Smalan Ithee]

In the next episode you will get shot for your dirty panties.
JSinJust one more reason to go commando.

[Smalan Ithee]

PS - This thread title is quite misleading. It's not a thief OF pussy, it's a thief who is a pussy. The former is much more intriguing than the latter.

[Monkeyfist]

PS - This thread title is quite misleading. It's not a thief OF pussy, it's a thief who is a pussy. The former is much more intriguing than the latter.
I said no shoplift the booty! Is bad you know?