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Anonymous
June 9th, 2005, 06:46 PM
My girlfriend and I were in Ezell's parking lot, trying to get our chicken on, when our car wouldn't start. It's pretty easy to pop start, so we just need to roll it back about 10 feet up the small hill to have room to get it going. I saw you coming out of the restaurant, you looked young and fit, so I asked if you could give us a hand for a second. I explained that our battery was dead.

"Whatchoo want me to do?," you wondered.

"Could you give me a hand rolling the car back a few feet so I can pop start it?," I asked.

"I'm about to eat my food over here," you said, motioning to a couple of your boys sitting in a parked car.

"Oh," I said, "I understand."

You then proceeded to stand around in the parking lot eating fried chicken while my girlfriend and I huffed and puffed to get the car started.

You, jackass, are an unbelievably selfish person. May you be stranded in the desert with no water, no fried chicken, and no Rocca Wear and have someone refuse to help you because they're, "about to eat their food over here."

Asshole.