Mudede you owe me a fuckin' time machine.

[raymondrna]

Usually when someone writes an article with major plot points of a current movie given away at whim, they usually include a warning at the head of the article to the tune of "warning: spoilers ahead". I'll give you credit for implying major plot points might be given away three sentences before they were nonchalantly released, but I still feel like I was sucker punched from left field.

I mean, this is friggen police beat I am talking about, not movie reviews. FUCK.

[Gomezticator]

Unless this was on the SLOG, I would blame his editor for not catching that.

[raymondrna]

It was in Police Beat. Not el Slog.

[mudede]

Jack is what I owe you. This is plenty warning:

"Have you watched Brokeback Mountain?" she asked me over the phone from her home.
"No, and you can tell me the plot because I'm never going to watch it," I answered.

Come, come. Let's not play dumb.