Unregistered
June 13th, 2005, 12:14 PM
To the jerks who stole the garden cart in front of a beloved Eastside animal shelter: What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you so bored with your life that you can't find anything else to do but abscond with a rusty, barely-rolling piece of shit like that? To your credit, it took some brainpower to figure out it was there, but not much more than that. By now you’ve probably ditched it somewhere, wasted a perfectly good $50. To you, maybe that’s not much, but to the shelter, it’s lives saved. Let me tell you, you stupid fucks, that the joke is on you. The day before you decided to cavort around the city (probably shrieking in joy at your accomplishments), that cart carried bags upon bags of rainwater-ridden, maggoty dog shit. That’s what we call karma. So why don’t you grow up and stop getting your rocks off by pilfering stuff. Oh –and if you’re the same fuckers who broke in last fall and stole everything we had—I know that the $200 and the camera were nothing to you. But to us, it was everything.