I like george bush

[Boomer]

he's the best president ever.

[GQ-MarkDawg]

Boomer could you give us some reasons you think so. If he is so great you should be able to name 5 things that he has done to make your country better than it was when he took office. I can't name one but I would love to see what you come up with. Please let us know what we are missing.

[segal]

Boomer's either a nihilist or a fool. He's just trolling for outrage--on a national holiday yet. The pathos...

[Johnny Slick]

I like how the dad of the current President picked a retard for a running mate, flipped off Australia, and barfed in the Japanese PM's lap. Those were good times...

[zing]

I love the current president too. He makes the Daily Show worth watching.

Thank you George W. Bush for making my Monday through Thursday, 11:00-11:30 worth living.

[waxfanatic]

Along the same lines as the last poster...

I gotta hand it to dubya - He successfully embodies all the superficial attributes that play on the prejudices of a certain segment of society. I haven’t had this much fun people watching and I doubt I'll ever see anything like it again.
(Note to Bush haters. Philosophical or policy differences aren’t usually expressed in a visceral manner. So you're not fooling much of anyone.)

MS

[elswinger]

I miss Nixon. :(

[fU_bUsH_#84]

BUSH y do u have to make every1s lives in america terrible? I think u should jus quit bein a bitch and quit taxin us on gas cause the terroirst gave us tha gas cheapper than our own country...know u tell me how good of a prez he is!!!!

[jabaalon]

He makes everything taste like candy.

[firedemon]

5. Bombed Iraq
4. kept his weight down, unlike Michael Moore's fat ass
3. gave me 800.00 on my tax return 3 years ago
2. made me laugh everytime he speaks
1. pissed off all hot headed liberals in this country

I love when you guys are pissed, cuz you can't don shit about it

[Jimmy Flame]

he's the best president ever.
Are you fucking kidding me?

[firedemon]

Not at all, George Bush is the man and all you liberals will bow to him.

Fire demon

[Gomezticator]

This thread is total liberal flamebait slathered in honey mustard sauce.

[Lucius Bolivar]

there's a lot of baiters in these parts

[Sirkulat]

Jesus told me so. When a camera pans George in prayer, what he's actually doing is practicing Streets of LA in his mind, racing around curves, jumping sidewalks to run over people, especially blacks. When George prays, God slaps him before he can say whatever offensive stupid thing is in his head. Sometimes, God trips George off his bicycle for chastizement, but George usually don't learn nothin by it and it only makes him meaner.

[golob]

I figured I'd share this little ditty I wrote in a particularly optimistic moment after the 2004 election:
An Ode to George (with apologies to Sophocles)

I’m sick of being the most magnanimous mouse,
rooting for the Washington Generals in the Globetrotter’s house.

It seems George is destined to be eponymical,
for cutting twice, measuring once and being unequivocal.

Perhaps it was Rumsfeld’s candor,
about his own brilliance and grandeur.

Or Ascroft’s boldly covering blind justice’s tits,
to settle down his underoo bits.

Poor John Kerry was stiff as a board,
couldn’t convince Iowans he’ll protect us from dark skinned hoards.

It seems many heartlanders don’t like the butt sex,
it would make more sense if they stopped reenacting Oedipus Rex.

They love children in the womb,
but could care less once they’re in the delivery room.

It must be nice to spend all the money and pay no taxes,
repaying the favor by pointing out others moral lapses.

I guess I’m in the liberal elite,
growing up in a city that smelled like feet.

To my friends in the red I wish you luck,
personally I think we’re fucked.

And to George I give a toast,
at least this time people voted for you the most.