dear seattle, from alone cat

[Unregistered]

dear seattle,

you; my dearly and beloved torrid friend of a city turned my cat into a cactus, and then i petted her and she stuck her back down and positioned; it reminded me of having sex with my girlfriend. seattle you are dark and diseaesed by a decripting never ending un-real realisim. when will all you losers grow up and die? soon i hope, if not for me, then at least for you...man...i fell guilty.

the cat

[thedave]

when will all the Seattle haters move and STFU

[Smooth Jazz Cruise]

Can someone tell me why the kitty cats in Seattle are so fat?

No, seriously. I'm not hating. It's just that 9 out of 10 of them are grotesquely obese. Are they depressed and lethargic? Is it the weather? Should we be getting them drunk?

[Northbysoutheastseattle]

It's all the same guy from Texas.

Indacators:

1) Poor grammer.

2) Zero content.

[soultaco]

Can someone tell me why the kitty cats in Seattle are so fat?

No, seriously. I'm not hating. It's just that 9 out of 10 of them are grotesquely obese. Are they depressed and lethargic? Is it the weather? Should we be getting them drunk?

Because those cats' "owners" spoil them and overfeed them. There are normal, non-neurotic pet owners, there are Crazy Cat Ladies (the old women who hoard dozens of them, y'know), and then there are just Cat Ladies, who are indeed crazy but haven't quite reached full-on Crazy Cat Ladydom. Seattle is full of Cat Ladies.

[Ballard Pimp]

soon i hope, if not for me, then at least for you...man...i fell guilty.


Too bad you fell guilty, cat. If you had fell innocent, then meds might help. As it is, I foresee years of therapy.