nutslunaticsfanatics
May 26th, 2005, 05:27 PM
President Bush will hold a press conference to announce that he is surrendering power to Usama bin Laden according to an unnamed government source. A tearful Bush will explain it is the only option he can exercise to save the lives of millions of Americans since nuclear timebombs have been buried under house basements in over 100 US cities. All of the devices can be detonated simultaneously with just one coded satellite transmission from a cellphone. Newsweek relied upon this same unnamed government source without verifying his claim that the George W. Bush's (while heading the CIA) second in command, supported his limo driver, servants, and mansion for 10 years while accepting funds from the KGB.