fat obnoxious concert-goers

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to the two fat fucks who squeezed in front of me at the Caribou show: thanks for smooshing your way up there a few songs in so i could barely see anything but the vast terrain of your backs, then the fatter one of you doing a perverted-jiggle dance--like Santa Claush trying to grind and hula simultaneously--with a sleazy grin on your face, rubbing against your fat girlfriend every time the awesome beats kicked in, as if you could care less about the music but were simply waiting for any beat you could dry-hump her fat leg to (in order that she be sure to know how horny your fat ass was). i almost vomited my beer back into my cup.

[Unregistered]

Yeah, FUCK FAT PEOPLE!! Fat people should be banned from all shows!!! And restaurants, busses, and sidewalks!! Or maybe just killed!!!!!






OR, maybe you should just move your bitch hipster Napoleon ass to a spot where you can see and quit writing anonamous whiney letters to a fucking newspaper. Tall/fat people have just as much right to watch shows with their tall/fat girlfirends as you do, shorty.

[Unregistered]

Maybe if you porkers didn't hog all of the Nilla Wafers, you wouldn't have to worry about buying multiple plane tickets or having high air-conditioning costs. Eat less food. It's easy: eat until you're no longer hungry instead of eating until you're completely stuffed. It's a subtle difference but it has a tremendous benefit. You pay less money, you shit less, you don't get heartburn, and on top of that you can get on the scale and see progress. You don't even have to buy Nike shoes or a gym membership. I understand that Hostess Cupcakes are delicious, but Mom is correct in that fruits and vegetables can be tasty, too. I'm partial to corn on the cob. Try it, you might like it. Also try it without slathering a stick of butter on top first.

[caroline]

You know where a great place for this thread would be? Craig's List! Please, oh please let's not actually have a "down with fat people thread" huh? We'll just move you to the Asshole Pen.

[Zero]

what she said...

[Unregistered]

Yes, I anonymous was designed for polite discussion.

Having my feelings hurt is the worst thing that could happen ever.