Honking it
May 29th, 2005, 04:48 PM
I apologize that, after waiting through the traffic pileup on 405, my Kia wouldn't accelerate to your liking. Having said that, I think you put excessive expectations on my car's prowess. I didn't mind that you were tailgating me; I figured that you had diarrhea that you wanted to take care of. When you passed by and gave me the finger, I realized that you're probably just some prick who wanted to hurry home so he could catch the rest of some lame golf tournament on TV. Going forward, when you give someone the finger, make sure you don't have an easily-remembered and ironic vanity license plate on your car. Normally, a person wouldn't go through the trouble of reporting your abuse of the HOV lane. You can't imagine how delicious it tasted to have all the information I needed (and a spare 15 minutes out of my day) to make your life a little less bearable. If my car's lack of acceleration infuriated you, I wonder what a fine will do for your day? Enjoy your meaningless existence.