Apocalypse Now!

[Rain Monkey]

Breaking News:

President Bush has been briefed by bible scholars on end times prophesy, to better prepare for his role in the battle against the "Evil One." National Guard troops ordered to prepare for locusts.

And this just in:

President Bush has ordered all rescue personnel to stop wasting time with sandbags and medicine, and join the search for a doll, made in the president's image by a voodoo priestess three days before the storm.

"We've got a lot of good people working hard to find that graven image so offensive in the eyes of God."

Sources close to the president have said that they believe the doll has been drifting aimlessly for days, and is now deeply mired in the mud.

The Pope is said to be considering the presidents request for a mass exorcism of the refugees, to restore order.

[firedemon]

That was pretty funny. But if you were the President you would be shitting in your pants, PUNK!

[Rain Monkey]

Same to you, but more of it. BITCH.

[firedemon]

Your the only one bitching, did it taste good when you licked Michael Moore's ass?

[Rain Monkey]

You're the ass. Do you burn your butt when you light your farts?

[GQ-MarkDawg]

STFU you right wing hack. You’re Fu\ked up President is the worst and most incompetent ever in the nation’s history. Your President said no one could have know that the levies could breech That isn't true many studies have been done they all knew when I went there in 2002 people told me about it but he slashed the budget to fund homeland security (boy they are doing a lot to help) and Iraq. It reminds me of the 911 hearings of the 911 commission august PDB that said Ohsama dertmined to attack inside the US. In that report, it said Alquada was planning to use plains as weapons he told us no one could have known that Alquada would use plains as weapons Condi and Your President said that. He would have known if he would Fu/ing read and do his job. If you support this President you are just a complete and total Fool. What else does he have to do to prove to you that he is incompetent?

[firedemon]

Its your president too. Right wing? Are you kidding? All republicans can lick my ass along with democrats and the rest of your foolish followers of poor conformities. I represent rock n roll, bangin whores, jack daniels and budweiser.
And yes I have burnt my ass while lighting a fart once, my friends were on the floor dying laughing. So now you "Stand of the Fire Demon"


P.S.- "W" still the president

[Rain Monkey]

I can respect that.