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May 31st, 2005, 12:37 PM
Two words: Granny panties.
I can't take ONE more time ripping the granny panties off some lesbian. I'm considering going straight because of it. Boys don't wear them, right?
Think about it. You and she are together. You're turned on, your senses are humming, urgent need is pushing on you, and suddenly you're face to face with a pair of GRANNY PANTIES!!! Wow, it must be your BIRTHDAY!
HOW did she get dressed up for a date, shave her legs, pick her best shirt, and then complete the package with the panties she wore to JUNIOR HIGH GYM CLASS?!! What was she thinking when she was on the date? "I know something you don't know! I'm wearing my granny panties! Oh, just WAIT until you find out, sailor!"
And by the time YOU detect the grannies, you can't be like, "OH!...so—I'm going to have to call off the sex, alrighty?" NOOO!!! Because then YOU'RE the asshole!
Does Angelina Jolie wear granny panties in YOUR fantasies?!!! I didn't think so.
Keep fellow lesbians on your side of the fence. Ditch the granny panties.
-ANONYMOUS
I can't take ONE more time ripping the granny panties off some lesbian. I'm considering going straight because of it. Boys don't wear them, right?
Think about it. You and she are together. You're turned on, your senses are humming, urgent need is pushing on you, and suddenly you're face to face with a pair of GRANNY PANTIES!!! Wow, it must be your BIRTHDAY!
HOW did she get dressed up for a date, shave her legs, pick her best shirt, and then complete the package with the panties she wore to JUNIOR HIGH GYM CLASS?!! What was she thinking when she was on the date? "I know something you don't know! I'm wearing my granny panties! Oh, just WAIT until you find out, sailor!"
And by the time YOU detect the grannies, you can't be like, "OH!...so—I'm going to have to call off the sex, alrighty?" NOOO!!! Because then YOU'RE the asshole!
Does Angelina Jolie wear granny panties in YOUR fantasies?!!! I didn't think so.
Keep fellow lesbians on your side of the fence. Ditch the granny panties.
-ANONYMOUS