Unregistered
May 31st, 2005, 12:39 PM
Get ready for a Taxi Driver-style beat-down you junky fuck.
Seattle Central's pathetic security and non-existant maintenance crew don't care. The cops are jaded asses busy losing the drug war. So you and your gang of bike thieves, who prey on the bikes parked in the covered lot at the north end of Seattle Central Community College, better watch out for some vigilante style justice.
Stealing rich people's fancy, already-insured second car from their Madison Park carport may be expropriation. But preying on Capitol Hill bike-riders who can't even afford cars, just to supply your dumb-shit drug habits and sad sack lifestyle: that's so low and soulless that it just invites someone to wreak some revenge on your pathetic fucking parasitic existence.
So watch your back, bitch. Seattle Central may not have video cameras there. And you might think no one's watching you late at night. But after getting my bike vandalized twice by some amateur thief who can't even make off with the goods, I'm ready to put out some dummy bikes just to find you and treat you to the ambulance ride you deserve.
Seattle Central's pathetic security and non-existant maintenance crew don't care. The cops are jaded asses busy losing the drug war. So you and your gang of bike thieves, who prey on the bikes parked in the covered lot at the north end of Seattle Central Community College, better watch out for some vigilante style justice.
Stealing rich people's fancy, already-insured second car from their Madison Park carport may be expropriation. But preying on Capitol Hill bike-riders who can't even afford cars, just to supply your dumb-shit drug habits and sad sack lifestyle: that's so low and soulless that it just invites someone to wreak some revenge on your pathetic fucking parasitic existence.
So watch your back, bitch. Seattle Central may not have video cameras there. And you might think no one's watching you late at night. But after getting my bike vandalized twice by some amateur thief who can't even make off with the goods, I'm ready to put out some dummy bikes just to find you and treat you to the ambulance ride you deserve.