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Old September 30th, 2009, 09:31 PM
Slade Slade is offline
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"Hot shit" is the warning I give when I serve a mug of lava! I also add a look of shock just so the patron knows I aint even playing?

that Macdonald's Coffee would melt the carpet of your car if you spilled it and I have dumped it into my lap after looseing part of my tung trying to sample that cup of the infamous "lava Joe"!

But that 170 degrees is in reference to when the water hits the grinds and should not change much as it brews! Hot Coffee i can deal with if I get a warning? that colder then room temperature crap is what gets me pissed!

But I feel for ya! a scalded tung is a drag as you cant enjoy food or anything save a milk shake!

And I cruise on a big wheel and wear a Propeller beanie.

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Old October 6th, 2009, 03:02 PM
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Thanks for the wonderfully detailed update Mr. Rosewater! I'm so excited about my little foray coming up next week already! I too have printed off the fantastic suggestions given in this thread, thanks again!
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Old October 7th, 2009, 06:17 PM
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I'd ride the ducks though - they looked like they were having a blast of a time. Well the drivers did anyway.
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Old October 7th, 2009, 07:37 PM
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I'd ride the ducks though - they looked like they were having a blast of a time. Well the drivers did anyway.
Oh, MrRosewater, I told you: don't be a twat!
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Old October 7th, 2009, 08:10 PM
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MrRosewater,
Have you lost your wits, man? I’ll not have dear Shansco fall in with the likes of these! If it can at all be helped. No sir re bob. No amount of culturally decontextualised tourist trap can put enough distance between itself and the root of all twatiness.
Does this look like fun, in any conceivable manner?
Pirates on a mother fucking duck for fucks sake!
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Old October 8th, 2009, 11:48 PM
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I'M JUST SAYING, that's all. Actually I didn't taste the forbidden pleasure of the Ducks - I even took a photo of one driving away without me on it to prove so, but its on the computer at home. But heck, the tourists riding them sure had some big goofy grins on them..
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Old October 11th, 2009, 10:54 AM
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In the past few weeks, I've seen 1) One duck pulled over to the side after rear-ending a car and 2) a duck full o' tourists that was broken down, blocking traffic, mere blocks from its home port. In the rear-ending duck's defense, the busted-up car was a souped up Hyundai w/ tailfin, so it's likely the asshat driving it made a quick move in front of the much larger duck - crazy stoopid. Still, just sayin' - it would appear that perhaps the ducks are in need of some maintenance.
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Old October 11th, 2009, 09:16 PM
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To much duck shit on the road? I wonder why after over 40 years I have seen a gazzilion pictures and films of penguins but never not even one clip or pic of a Penguin Turd?

Anyone able to put up a pic of a penguin turd?
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