I am not racist

I'm a white male. I hate racism. Rosa Parks deserves every accolade she's been getting on the news. I'm for Affirmative Action. I do not believe in "reverse racism". I believe financial reparations for slavery are deserved for all African Americans. I hate the word "nigger", even when it it used ironically by Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Chris Rock, or Johnny Ryan. I admire Anita Hill and hate Clarence Thomas and the way he backstabs his own race from the bench. I believe Martin Luther King should have won Time Magazine's Man of the Millennium over Albert Einstein. I abhor all politicians with suspect racial overtones, such as Trent Lott, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurman, and George Bush. I believe Spike Lee was snubbed at the Oscars for Do the Right Thing partially because of racial considerations. I believe racism is still the number one problem in our culture.
But.
Recently I got burned on the Ave when I really needed some pot. To the individual who claimed he'd "be right back" with some weed after I gave you my last twenty bucks, here's what I have to say to you: You are a NIGGER. Got that? You are a fucking NIGGER! So Fuck you NIGGER! Do you hear me?? FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!! YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

(My apologies to all African Americans. I'm sorry. I truly am.)