What I think they may look like in real life

[dongdaemun]

Originally Posted by Ballard Pimp

Abs from her driver's license:

Ive never seen a drivers license that looked like that, Abs must be pretty damn hot, she just walks around naked and shit, damn.





Id like to think of Abs looking kinda like Sara Silverman but less frail with a slightly larger frame. Hair would be more curly/frizzy, dark with some highlights. Maybe some black framed glasses too.

[Abulafia]

Ok, THH, that did it. I've had Divine (I wish!), a candidate for reductive mammoplasty, and now this: am I the top, or the bottom, in your pic? Don't answer, don't answer. I'm not sure I want to know.

Now, as BP is the only of the posters (i.e., those posting pics) who has actually met me in person, I'd like to claim that his pic, sans the grand teutons, is the most accurate. But then I'd have to pay him the big bucks, and I hate paying pimps the big bucks. No offense, BP. But seriously: how'd you get ahold of that? Jimmy said he'd never show that picture to no one.

Your fantasy pic is just as I'd pictured you, more or less. I just want to know why Summerlin gets to be so sexy here, and I end up as either a transvestite or a... some kind of mountain woman.

Or a porn star. Thanks, BP.

[Abulafia]

Originally Posted by brandonj

Ive never seen a drivers license that looked like that, Abs must be pretty damn hot, she just walks around naked and shit, damn.

I'm a bit absent minded in that way. I sometimes forget the dressing part. You understand.

Id like to think of Abs looking kinda like Sara Silverman but less frail with a slightly larger frame. Hair would be more curly/frizzy, dark with some highlights. Maybe some black framed glasses too.

I may project a larger frame than I have, or perhaps I think I have a smaller frame than I do. You're wrong on the hair, and though I have had such glasses in the past, I don't any longer. I do walk around with my hand up my ass, however, so you're right on that account. It causes cramps, but what can a girl do?

[Meat Weapon]

Originally Posted by Abulafia

I just want to know why Summerlin gets to be so sexy here.

Yeah right, "gets to be."

Before Toaster stepped in and got it right (excuse me, before Toaster nailed me), I had to be John Malkovich, either Kelsey Grammer or his character's dog, and some chef dude with a glaring red tie.

Gets to be. Sheesh. It takes a lot of wine, er, I mean a lot of effort to get this ripped.

[toasterhedgehog]

Originally Posted by Abulafia

Ok, THH, that did it. I've had Divine (I wish!), a candidate for reductive mammoplasty, and now this: am I the top, or the bottom, in your pic? Don't answer, don't answer. I'm not sure I want to know.

I have no idea what you look like. I searched everywhere for something that reminded me of you. I had to go to work, and so I typed something like 'amazing strong super woman' in the 'google pictures', and posted it. My trip to work was spent cursing my bad choices.

What about this one:



PS: you were the woman.

[dongdaemun]

ToasterHedgehog:

[dongdaemun]

Nan:

[Monkeyfist]

Originally Posted by Schoolyard Ninja

Coverdale was remotely hot then. Nobody remotely hot hangs out here.

Actually that was supposed to be Murder of Crows... eggnog was the HST pic I posted.

[Monkeyfist]

Originally Posted by Schoolyard Ninja

I'm finding it hard to believe that Murder's profile is for real. Nobody that hot is that pissed. Nothing to be pissed about when you can get all the tang you want.

Your right lets go with...

Murder of Crows:





Schoolyard Ninja:

[Dee Snarl]

Hmm, I figured Murder of Crows a little differently...:

[Ballard Pimp]

Originally Posted by Dee Snarl

Hmm, I figured Murder of Crows a little differently...:

Yeah, but MoC isn't quite as bright, articulate, charming, or sane.

[Ballard Pimp]

Maybe this is the real scourge:

[Abulafia]

Originally Posted by toasterhedgehog

What about this one:



PS: you were the woman.

Uhhh. Hmmm. If we ever meet for a drink somewhere, I'll remember to wear a white carnation. Or a manatee hat. Or something.

I think almost everything about that photo is almost completely incorrect (then again, a few people here *do* know what I look like, so perhaps I am wrong and you are right. I am confused now and still jetlagged), but she's an attractive enough gal, so I'll take it as a complimentation. I am sure she looks less tired than I now feel, so she's got that on me.

[scourge]

This is the best thread ever.

[Monkeyfist]

Murder of Crows:



Or possibly:




And Rhode Islander:

[Meat Weapon]

Monkeyfist:

[Monkeyfist]

Originally Posted by David Summerlin

Monkeyfist:

You know me to well, dirty pool, dirty pool.

[Meat Weapon]

Originally Posted by Monkeyfist

By the way I had to snag another quote from you.

I see. And yet you have not otherwise participated in the poetry smackdown. Drag some random opponent over and lay it down.

[Monkeyfist]

Poetry? Poetry?! The lad recons himself a poet!

Actually my poetry comes out sounding really contrived. I am with fear of ridicule and tomfoolery bowing out of the competition...

[Smalan Ithee]

Abs


Melle

[Monkeyfist]

Ballard Pimp:

[Melle]

You're all way wrong about me. (Well, all both of you who were kind enough to think of me.) Eric TGR has actually met me face to face; he can vouch for my hulking 9-foot frame and the girth of my celebrated biceps.

[Smalan Ithee]

Originally Posted by Melle

You're all way wrong about me. (Well, all both of you who were kind enough to think of me.)

Yeah, but don't you even slighty revel in the knowledge that you're imagined as frickin' Dolemite?

[Ballard Pimp]

Originally Posted by scourge

This is the best thread ever.

Scourge, I have to tell you that I was researching an unrelated topic and typed the exact phrase "filipino mortification" into Google, hit "Images", and the pained, wistful face that I first posted as you came up. Make of it what you will. The other shot is, of course, William Burroughs.

[scourge]

Originally Posted by Ballard Pimp

Scourge, I have to tell you that I was researching an unrelated topic and typed the exact phrase "filipino mortification" into Google, hit "Images", and the pained, wistful face that I first posted as you came up. Make of it what you will. The other shot is, of course, William Burroughs.

The accuracy is on par with the others here.

I was wondering who the Asian man might be. Turns out he's a mortified Filipino.